Keep Calm & Stay Awesome

This is a Vicky Pattison appreciation post, because last episode we were told that Vicky would not return to the Geordie Shore house.


I’ve heard rumours that she will be back by episode 5 or 6. But since these are only rumours, I’d like to pay tribute to Vicky, her brutal honesty, her amazing one-liners and just the things she says in general. She’s been a witty, slightly pessimistic and surprisingly wise member of the group.



Yeah, Vicky’s done such a good job of biting her tongue, not.


…But we love her for it. Thanks for the laughs, Vicky.


Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

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artofdavidkawena You, sir, are the charmer. You are far too kind. Love you loads! X

artofdavidkawena You, sir, are the charmer. You are far too kind. Love you loads! X

More images from my River Thames Photoshoot.



it’s always baffling to me when people say “the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve” yeah but like the bible says adam and eve were massive incompetent piles of shit who fucked up god’s creation and doomed humanity for all eternity are you really going to use them as shining examples of heterosexual goodness

I think about this often

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Anonymous asked: Are you and your boyfriend still together? Havent heard anything about him in a while

Yes, we are still very much together :)

Anonymous asked: Your pictures tho, i think im pregnant.

Lol well I hate to tell you kids were never my plan